Written by moms, Your House Keys are in the Dryer: A Parenting Haiku Book describes the biggest job in the world…in the fewest syllables possible.Distilling motherhood into the traditional 5-7-5 haiku format was thrilling, exhausting, and all these busy moms had time for. Writing one haiku In between lunch, dance, nap, school Where’d I put those keys Laugh, cry, and relate along with these flashes of the fleeting moments we call parenthood.