From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: . Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate . How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life . Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering . Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? . Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time . Airlines serving up one hot mess . Action figure Jesus . Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter . And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something. | You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark, Paperback | Indigo Chapters