Making a better zombie isn't all drudgery... you do get to kill people! Mad scientist Reginald Broont won't let anything stop him from fulfilling his life's dream of creating a domesticated zombie: Not a summer camp full of innocent children, the criminal justice system, mechanical sharks, mail-order Swiss agitprop, an alarming lack of athletic skill, or even falling in love with a psychopathic ninja. Especially not falling in love with a psychopathic ninja.