Fairy farts and dragon tears Not everything sparkles like it should, or so Mallory is beginning to suspect. Fairy godmothers should be all about light and love, not rule-breaking and political intrigue. And dragons? Since when are dragons real? And who thought that was a good secret to keep from everyone's favorite vegan vampire? Mallory ditches a few more magical misconceptions as she, Alex, and her crew hunt down a murderer and try to save the Society's mayoral selection (not election) from imploding.