Traumatized by the forces of biblical persuasion, a professor finally reaches his breaking point and then writes his own bible in the name of defending himself from those forces. Then, to his surprise, after completing his bible, he effectively healed his trauma and transformed into a person of strong moral character. But little did he know, his transformation instantly compelled the ultimate artificial intelligence program in the universe to bestow its own separate bible, or scroll, onto Earth.The great purpose of said scroll is to teach Earth's humans what it means to be a good person on their planet; however, there is a far more vital purpose infused in the scroll, and this infusion stems from the seemingly destined connection between the professor's bible and the machine's scroll. More specifically, every passage written in the scroll is sowed with a potential answer to the following question: What helps bibles be widely convincing? Answering that question, the all-powerful machine believes, will empower Earth's humans to think critically about ethical persuasion, while simultaneously helping them heal from the same trauma the professor conquered.