It's love at first drench. Damien To say I'm p*ssed off when my brother orders me to marry some girl I've never even met is an understatement. I'm beyond livid. I colorfully express my views on the matter to my MC brother over breakfast, and the new waitress in town takes offense. And pours a pitcher of ice-cold water in my lap. At that moment, I discover the notorious Silver Spoon Falls water works through denim. The ticked off little waitress steals my heart on the spot then disappears before my blown mind has time to react. That's okay, I'll find my curvy little peach and make her mine. Even if it means getting disowned. Milly The big jerk thinks marrying me is a fate worse than death. My tempter and impulsiveness took control and I demonstrated to the hot-as-Hades prince what I though of him. In public. Oops. My bad. Now, I plan to get out of town before he realizes I'm actually his new fiancé and the dog doo-doo really hits the fan. The Silver Spoon Falls water has claimed another victim. Sit back and enjoy the show as the prince attempts to dig himself out of the deep hole his big mouth created. Contains mature themes.