Every spring, the Lord of the Wood is honoured with a bridal ceremony. Fantasy, humour, and a little romance! Rated M — raunchy but not explicit — and about 10k. A trans dressmaker is embroiled in the strange schemes of a local deity, and he lets himself be carried away with the tide. This story is light-hearted throughout but the characters are dreadful: content warnings include a trans man being outed in a public situation (he doesn't find it traumatic), and implied transphobia, fatphobia, racism in anti-Romani sentiment, and homophobia. Again, all is mildly taken and non-traumatic, but it's present nonetheless.