50 TEACHERS BEFORE HER HAD QUIT!   The unruly pupils of COME NEAR IF YOU DARE school don't know what hits them when Teacher Tabitha blows into town.  Teacher Tabitha has done Arm-wrestling, Bunji-jumping, Karate, Triathlons when she was so bored in Boring Town.  She's survived the death-defying flights on the Tiny, Noisy, Super Scary, Super Stinky Rattle Trap and she's NOT going to quit!  Not for a money-grubbing, gravy-addicted principal who lets the kids run wild, or a  grab-it-all Kleptomaniac who is out to steal the roof from over her head.  Not for working at nights and on weekends too, or freezing her toes off, or going without food.  But what to do about an out-of-control BULLY who has driven 50 teachers before her away?  Brave Teacher Tabitha is scared out of her wits, but for Rebecca Prim And Small, and all the other kids, she has to do something!      A Teacher/ Pupil/ Principal Battle Royale, with guts, smarts, heart, and scathing humour in the tradition of Roald Dahl!  For  all  teachers and kids who have braved the Hinterland and come out laughing!