Some Kids Have Four Feet By: Ardis Irene Ivory Through a lifetime of owning over twenty dogs and cats, Some Kids Have Four Feet depicts each pet's personality through short, funny anecdotes. While some stories show the inexplicable things pets do, such as loving playground slides, others portray the animals' antics as almost human. About the Author Ardis Irene Ivory and her husband ran a musical group for eighteen years that sang Scottish, Irish, and Welsh folk songs. She was the organist for a small country church and was charter member of the Twin Cities Scottish Club and Coalition of Scottish Clans. She is also a member of the St. Andrews Society of Minnesota.