WARNING: This book is not a toy. The contents of this book may be boring. There are no pictures inside. It does contain many three letter words that are easy to read. Much of it is silly. Extra good news: You do not have to read this book in order. In fact, you don't have to read it at all. But what if a teacher assigns it? See inside for details. Void where prohibited. No animals were hurt as they wrote this book. Stay tuned for exciting scenes to next week's show. Is this for here or to go? Cash back? Peace. Love. Out. Contains exclusive outtakes unavailable on the DVD. The author goofs off in Portland, Oregon.