Jesus Diaz is a luckless Cuban hit man hunted by the FBI, stalked by the mob, and failing miserably at group therapy. When the clever but luckless assassin kills a bad guy on Christmas Day, he can't anticipate the twisted chain of events that link Chicago's violent underworld to the White House. Secrets are revealed as badasses burn. Arms deals go sideways. Vicodin brings him up. Willow, the glamazon of his dreams, goes down. This assassin's life is a movie, but Happily Ever After will prove elusive.