I never thought for a second my wife, Amy, would take things this far. I thought I'd get the anger, the sulking, the insecurity, and yeah, the denial. But when she found that video on my computer six months ago, if you'd have told me I'd be here, in this position, I never would have believed you. And now here I am, on my knees in front of her, with that unmistakable salty taste in my mouth.