This is not your father's wedding... From choosing china patterns and invitation designs to color schemes and reception halls, today's grooms are expected to play a much more active role in wedding planning than when their dads walked down the aisle. The Clueless Groom's Guide offers the 3 million men who get married each year lighthearted commiseration, guidance, and a distinctly male take on the entire process of planning a traditional wedding. Filled with humorous but useful advice and information on wedding issues, this essential guide covers: Buying the ring that'll make her say yes Dealing with the future in-laws in a way that will preserve the groom's sanity Planning the budget without draining anyone's account Negotiating a guest list with the bride, her family, and his family Navigating the all-important bachelor party And much more ! This charmingly illustrated book will not only help guys understand what they're in for--but give them a sorely needed chuckle along the way.