Everything you are about to read is true; even when you think it isn't. The characters in this book aren't characters, but real people who did these crazy, weird, and wonderful things while I, the bartender, witnessed it all. If you are a bar patron who's always wondered what the bartender is thinking, here's your chance to look behind the curtain. If you loved Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain, you'll love Barflies. Get the bartender's side of the story.