""Welcome to a collection of my most profound, heart-rending, utterly pointless poetry. The pages are filled with my thoughts, feelings, observations, and rants, which I suppose could be considered poetry, if you squint really hard. Maybe writing isn't actually cheaper than therapy, but it sure is more accessible. So if you're ready to laugh and relate to someone else's train wreck of a mind, buckle up and enjoy the ride. Let's cry, laugh, cringe, and relieve our darkest moments in a safe and dark humor-laden space.""