Dana Dooley doesn't believe in a perfect romance. So far, her love life has been nothing but one disappointment after another. Until she meets Ellen. And this time she thinks things will turn out differently. There's only one small problem. She already has a girlfriend. And when that girlfriend turns up dead, Dana is worried that she will be the number one suspect. Now the only thing standing between Dana and true love is... her girlfriend's dead body. As her life spirals out of control, Dana's perfect romance becomes wackier and wackier. Fasten your seatbelt as Goldie Award winner Layce Gardner breaks all speed limits while taking you on the romantic journey of a lifetime.