On August 29, 2008, John McCain chose the governor of Alaska, a previously little-known wife and mom named Sarah Palin, as his vice-presidential running mate.  Five minutes later, Sarah Palin was speaking to a national reporter for one of the first times—and wouldn’t you know it, hilarity ensued.  Since then, the American people haven’t stopped laughing through all her ups and downs—the “death panels” she said would be an outcome of affordable health care; her stepping down as her state’s governor; her supposed view of Russia from her Alaskan hometown; even the magazines and newspapers that she claims to “read.” 99 HILARIOUS SARAH PALIN JOKES: Pit Bulls, Hockey Moms, Death Panels, and Other Jokes & Riddles Fully Approved By the Lamestream Media celebrates this former governor, part-time reality TV star, and consistent Fox News presence by presenting jokes about the numerous gaffes, both intentional and unintentional, that she seems to leave in her wake like dead caribou from a hovering helicopter.