This is the only book of cat quotes you will ever need - a massive compendium of over 1123 words of WTF and wisdom about our favourite furry monsters. For your ease of use, it has been split into a several different sections to ensure there's something for everyone (or everyone who likes to read quotes about cats, anyway). Here are some samples: KITTENS! "A kitten...does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it." - Henry David Thoreau CRAZY CAT PEOPLE! "I used to love dogs until I discovered cats." - Nafisa Joseph CAT WASHING! "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a cat." - Franklin P Jones GOOD ADVICE! "Never try to outstubborn a cat." - Robert A Heinlein PHILOSOPHY! "All you have to remember is Rule 1: When in doubt - Wash." - Paul Gallico And, as if that wasn't enough, the pages and pages of quotations are interspersed with pictures of ACTUAL CATS, too.