Forget everything you thought you knew about being a good person. '10 Steps to Achieve Decency' is a hilariously twisted guide to navigating the treacherous waters of public life. With a healthy dose of sarcasm and a nod to current events, this book unveils the secrets to appearing decent without possessing a shred of genuine morality. Learn how to 'master the art of the non-apology apology,' 'embrace the power of the private matter,' and 'perfect the grand gesture distraction.' This book is perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humor, political satire, or simply wants to understand how the illusion of decency is manufactured in our society. (Results may vary, especially if you're on live television.)